And our winner is, The Radioactive Vegan, who says “I would gladly wrestle James Spader in a vat of most anything.” ME TOO, GIRL. Check your email!
First giveaway of the year, woo! We starting off with a familiar product, but this year we are going to have more books and more international friendly giveaways. I know for a fact that the UKers have a giveaway coming up that I am very, very jealous of.
Our giveaways operate in a simple fashion: we ask a fun question, you answer. If you win, we’ll post it here and email you. Make sure that you leave your email address and that it’s an address you check regularly. If we can’t get a response from you in a timely manner, we will pick another winner. To check if you won, simply come back to this post shortly after the time listed at the bottom (which will vary depending on when each giveaway is posted).
Onward!
I already waxed nostalgic about how Earth Balance saved my early vegan existence last year, so this year i’ll just point out some newer products they have: coconut peanut butter, cinnamon and roasted garlic (not together, ew) coconut butter spreads, and three varities of vegan mayo! The soy nog will also be coming back this year. The Mindful Mayo is pretty good and a little bit cheaper than some other brands, personally I haven’t spotted the flavored spreads in the wild but if you have, let us know how they are!
If you are concerned about palm oil, read Earth Balance’s statement here and keep in mind that the free product coupons are good for ANY product, so you can enter and use them on palm oil-free products if you win.
Today, Earth Balance is offering one lucky winner a bamboo cutting board and a year’s supply of Earth Balance (12 free product coupons)! Just comment here, telling me who you would wrestle in a vat of Earth Balance (keep it PG, folks). This one is open to US and Canada, a winner will be randomly chosen tomorrow morning at 11 am CST.
I would most gladly wrestle – and lose – to Jared Padalecki. I shan’t elaborate and will therefore leave it at a PG rating.
Rawr.
My sister. We’d laugh the whole time!
Love the new coconut peanut butter!!
Oh boy. I am a HUGE fan of cherry pie. There’s always been something about cherry pie that makes my heart sing, my eyes sparkle, and my taste buds feel VERY naughty. Once I got Vegan Pie in the Sky (Moskowitz and Romero) my world was complete. BEST cherry pie recipe. I made it three times in one month and blew my whole non-vegan family away. They couldn’t believe the crust was not made with butter. Nope. It was made with Earth Balance butter and shortening sticks.
SO to answer the question, I would make a year’s worth of cherry pie. And I’d never leave the house.
P.S. I’d wrestle said cherry pie.
I don’t know if I’d wrestle anybody but I sure would love a game of Earth Balance Twister with Ian Somerhalder.
I really should say my husband, but if “james bond” wanted to join, well that would be ok.
I’d wrestle my husband in a vat of Earth Balance. He loves it just as much as I do!
Love this prize!
I would love to wrestle Alexander Skarsgård (aka Eric Northman from True Blood). I would also prefer him to have fangs during this. Haha.
I would love to wrestle Matthew McConaughey; yummy!
I would wrestle any carivo. in it. That way I can actually let them taste how awesome it is. But, I’d love to wrestle my in-laws in it so they can get off my back that veganism doesn’t taste awesome.
I would definitely wrestle Lady Gaga! haha, I just think it would be fun because I know she’d wear something wacky, and she’s so tiny I know I could take her!
I’m too out of shape to even think about wrestling anybody…..
I would wrestle my husband, sliil after32 years:)
I think it would be fun to wrestle Bill Clinton with Hillary cheering for me from the sidelines.
I sure as heck would wrestle Ellen. Sure as heck.
haha! i would wrestle my husband. it would be so fun and i think i’d totally kick his butt ;)
I would wrestle Andrew W.K. because he’s probably the only person who would agree to do it instantly.
Party Hard.
Vegan Ryan Gosling.
well, out here in the michigan we say “wrassssle” and i would “wrasssssle” your mom in a vat of earth balance. if you see what i did there.
A baby panda bear!
p.s. No one would get hurt — we would both be covered in and surrounded by Earth Balance!
Rob Thomas of course…… blushing…ok not really..
Hmm, I’m going to uninteresting and say my husband. :)
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I would totally wrestle Shawn Michaels from WWE.
I would love to wrestle that sexy werewolf from True Blood, Alcide!
my future super cool boyfriend
Im more of a lover than a fighter so I’d just bake everyone a cupcake and hope it would pacify them into not wanting to wrestle.
I would wrestle Rip Esselstyn!
toast. 300 slices of toast.
Bahahaha! I would wrestle Patrick Stewart for sure!
Sam Elliott. Yep. But don’t tell The Husband, k?
I just veganized a cookie recipe using the soy free earth balance spread today. Wrestling…hmmm…perhaps a mass one with all the 2012 MoFos…although an Earth Balance slip ‘n slide sounds awfully fun…whee!
Haha oh man, is it weird my partner and I have had the discussion (more than once) about wrestling in the creamy coconut butter? . . .
I’d wrestle my husband…especially if it was Earth Balance Coconut Butter…my favorite!
Id would wrestle Mac Danzig! Vegan MMA competitor
Wait…will my husband read this? If not, then Johnny Depp. If he does read this, then I’d love to wrestle my wonderful husband–and only him!
G.L.O.W. style with Anthony Kiedis!
Mitt romney for sure. And have some colorful gay tag team members to make him feel really uncomfy in that butta. Bahahahaha mental picture…..
I would wrestle with my conscience about the wisdom of doing anything with Earth Balance other than eating or cooking with it.
I would love to wrestle with a cute guy who lives to eat, sleep and breathe the plant based lifestyle. A guy who adorns perservation animals.
This is a tough, tough call, but I think I’ll go with my first instinct, and say P!nk. She’d totally kick my ass, but that’s just fine with me! ;p
I would wrestle Zooey Deschanel because she seems like a sweetie and would be gentle enough for me to probably take her. Plus afterward she would totally enjoy a cupcake with me.
I just exclaimed out loud “Damn you, Katie! “*fist shake*
Im only entering because I wouldn’t mind another cutting board…or some nut butta!
Okay, so who would I wrestle…
….definitely Kelly Peloza and you, Katie. And maybe NPH. and Felicia Day.
A life-sized corn on the cob.
My husband – 2nd honeymoon! :D
I would wrestle my fiance! :)
I’d wrestle with a dozen puppies! I’m sure they’d love to give me Earth Balance kisses.
Seitan! (not to be confused with Satan) Lol
I gotta say my husband as well (and not just because he might read this)…
Such a difficult question! At first, it seemed like a waste of the most wonderful of non-butter buttery spreads, but then I thought some more… and decided that I would gladly sacrifice a vat of Earth Balance to wrestle Misha Collins (in character as Castiel from Supernatural) or Michael C. Hall (in character as Dexter).
So much fun! Thanks for the giveaway!
I’d wrestle with my cat, even though I know he’d win.
Who I’d wrestle in a vat of Earth Balance? Probably my husband.
I would definitely wrestle Michael Fassbender.
I would wrestle Alice Waters in a vat of pumpkin hummus for the chance to win a year’s supply of Earth Balance!!
Obama!
i would be willing and excited to wrestle Ira Glass in Earth Balance. Anytime, any place.
I’d wrestle Obama! Hey, if he’s game, I am too! Why miss on a chance to take down a President…even one you’re voting for?!?!
Oh and I’d do it in a sparkly yellow “Slip n Slide” inspired WWE Divas outfit!
a baby elephant
Joe Manganiello (Alcide, True Blood). Yum!
I’d wrestle Barney….Only cause my kids would think that was awesome :)
the extremely annoying Ryan Lotchte
*Lochte (typo, I apologize)
I would love to wrestle Mitt Romney and show him how strong women really are. Particularly Veggie women!
I would wrestle Paula Dean! She could use a little clean eating in her life… and a lot less butter!
I would wrestle Dolvett Quince from the Biggest Loser. I’d be forced to let him win ….
I would wrestle a gigantic, freshly baked vegan croissant. That’s the funnest way to get my favorite spread all over my favorite food!
I would wrestle my fiance, bc it would be fun and hilarious. Also, he is a recent convert to Earth Balance, so we are having to buy it all the time – boy has a heavy hand!
But. If fiance was somehow unavailable, I would wrestle John Krasinski, nc it would also be fun and hilarious.
Idris Elba !!! with faint reminders of *Rated PG* and *Rated PG* oh yea and um some *Rated PG*
Do I really have to wrestle in it?? It seems like such a yummy waste! ;) okay, I would wrestle my hubby, although I know he would win. I would still put up a good fight.
I’d wrestle my husband .
I would wrestle Channing Tatum! :)
I’d challenge Bieber! I’d be sure to sway him to veganism if I wrestled him in a vat of Earth Balance. hehe
I would wrestle my Endometriosis and all the other health problems that think that they can beat me! I would break them down so badly that they would be too scared to ever come back and hurt me! Then everything would be all better! <3
I would wrestle Homer Simpson!
Jon Bon Jovi
um, no need to say anything else
I’ll go with Kaylee from Firefly.
I’d wrestle and win…with Dr Oz…..then we’d talk for hours about the benefits of a plant based diet.
I would wrestle My dog. I think he’d be too interested in eating the butter :P Therefore I would win my default, and then. After my dog turned into a slippery butter sandwich, I’d then wrestle my hubby cause he needs to lighten up and have some fun.
I’d wrestle a fire breathing dragon!
I’d go a few rounds with Kris Carr!
I would wrestle Colin Farrell…twice.
I would wrestle my husband.
I’d wrestle anyone who would let me win!
Oh lordy… wrestle in a vat of Earth Balance?! Who comes up with these questions?!
One of my best friends, I guess… it would be the Worst Thing, though … the mental image is seriously killing me!
I would wrestle chef Jamie Oliver in a vat of Earth Balance because I’m sure he’d come up with lots of great recipe ideas involving Earth Balance while we were wrestling!
Moby. He’s so cool
I’d wrestle Natalie Portman…and would gladly lose!
I’d wrestle Dexter!
I’d wrestle Paul Krugman, because he is my dream boyfriend. But then his beard would get all greasy . . . . Maybe I would talk Paul Krugman into wrestling Ben Bernanke, and just watch from the sidelines.
The Biebs. I would totally wrestle Justin Beiber in a vat of EB. I would love to choke him out & smoosh some EB into his already silly hair!
Yes Earth Balance! The ultimate vegan staple! Sigourney Weaver, the ultimate girl warrior and crush, would kick my butt in a wrestling match, but I would sooo attempt to wrestle Ripley as the Alien watches on.
I’d love to wrestle Clarence Clemons, 20 years (and several pounds) ago.
Easy – Bradley Cooper!!
I would wrestle my Endometriosis and all the other health problems that have thought that they can break me down!! I would show them who’s boss so badly that they would be too afraid to ever come back and hurt me again!! <3
Chuck Norris. I couldn’t take him (for sure) but I sure would love to say I got my butt kicked by him!
Probably Bert and Ernie… I am pretty sure I could win!
I’d wrestle Chris Thile ;) o0o0o or maybe Trey Anastasio?! Or George Porter…No, no, Stanton Moore…or ?love!! Heck, any insanely talented musician just to say I wrestled a genius.
Oh man! Kristin (Baker Bettie) and I have the same idea about Alexander Skarsgård! So, in the interest of creativity, my second choice is Zooey Deschanel – she’s so darn cute!!
I would wrestle a soft, fluffy baked potato with yummy Earth Balance Organic Buttery Spread. YUM, now you’re talking! I could eat it while I wrestle it right?!?!?!
I would wrestle “The Rock” just something about him and me in something healthy and delish gives me goosebumps. Shelly in LA
Arian Foster – new vegan NFL player
I would love to wrestle vegan actor Woody Harrelson. I’d so love to get him in a vat of Earth Balance buttery spread. :)
16 year old me would have said Ethan Hawke. 31 year old me is no longer enamored with Ethan Hawke, but I do love me some Earth Balance!
Chris Hemsworth. Let’s make this happen!
I’d wrestle Andrew Lloyd Webber for that horribly-sad ending of Love Never Dies. Why, Andrew Lloyd Webber, WHY?!?!? :(
I would wrestle Chris Pine. Hello!
If I had to choose, I would choose Brandon Flowers.
Not going to lie, it makes me sad to think about wasted Earth Balance, even if it is hypothetical. That said, I guess I’d wrestle my husband, because I think he’d go easy on me. :)
Stick me in a vat of Earth Balance with the Pillsbury Dough Boy! That way I can bake him afterwards and eat him. Wait…is that vegan??
I would wrestle my best friend with her vegan muffins, which taste best with Earth Balance!
Oh probably my dear husband….we would have lots of fun!! Cheers! Valerie
The question is: who *wouldn’t* I wrestle for all that earth balance? I salivate when I think of all the delicious, healthy treats I could make for my family with these prizes, like vegan peanut butter cookies. Le sigh!
Do the rest of the ingredients for vegan chocolate chip cookies count as “who”?
I can’t thin of a person I’d wrestle, but writhing around in a vat of EB would probably do wonders for my dry skin! So does that mean I’d wrestle with dry skin?
Wrestling Cinnamon Toast Man in a vat of EB makes sense, but watch out, he leads with his glute cheeks.
I would wrestle Rob, my SO. :-)
I would wrestle Gorgio Armani in a vat of Earth Balance and get him to beg for mercy and reinstate his promise to stop using fur in fashion!
I’d wrestle John Cusak…still one of my fav actors!
Daniel Craig, please! x
I’m 9 months pregnant, so I think I would rather just lounge in that vat of Earth Balance and let my husband give me a massage!
I’d so love to wrestle Lady GaGa. I could totally take her. No one quite fuels my violent side like her.If I win, my prize would be 12 months of earth balance and her never wearing her meat dress again. If she wins, I have to listen to Bad Romance of replay for 2 hours every day. High Stakes.
I would pick Kristen Bell because I think she would totally be down for wrestling in EB. She just seems cool like that. :)
Mmmm a vat of Earth Balance – yes please! I’d wrestle a giant loaf of sour dough bread! (Perhaps baked in the shape of David Duchovny….)
Ouh! slippery stuff to wresttle in! ANYONE WOULD DO! (But if i get to choose, why not, like, Jack White or Johnny depp… :)
As long as your sending those free coupon my way in canada!
I would wrestle Johnny Depp, or my husband, or both of them at the same time! Any way sounds like a fun time :)
Lucy Lawless! She’d destroy me, but it’d be worth every bruise.
I’m unadventurous and would rather not wrestle anyone/anything in Earth Balance, but since I love EB slathered on some cinnamon raisin toast, I would choose to wrestle with a loaf of that. And then I would clearly win and could consume it all. :D
I like the chocolate chip ingredient wrestling idea!
I would wrestle my husband. After having two kids in the last two years, we could definitely use some alone time. Even if it was in a vat of butter.
I would love to wrestle Tatum Channing in a vat of Earth Balance :) mmmhmmm:)
I would wrestle Jake from Sixteen Candles!
I would wrestle Daniel Radcliffe AKA Harry Potter. No wands allowed.
I would wrestle the world’s most super-über-hot vegan Tony Gonzalez from the Atlanta Falcons! He could melt the Earth’s Balance just looking at it.
I would wrestle Zack Galifianakis and it would be hilarious!
hmmm tough question. I’d had to say it’s a tie between Joseph Gordon Levitt or Jensen Ackles…
I would wrestle Isa! Has no one really said Isa yet? Too easy.
I would wrestle Christian Bale. And happily, wholeheartedly lose.
Bono. Don’t judge me!
I’d wrestle Kathleen Hanna. mostly just to meet her. she’s been my hero since the teen years and will always be my favorite riot grrrl.
only my husband.
I would wrestle all my nay sayers that think you can’t kick butt eating vegan!! Bring it Fat America!!
Although for fun I would have to pick LL… No issue with him, but he is super yummy!!
i would wrestle a giant waffle with a vat of maple syrup! please!
Fellow vegan Joaquin Phoenix….hopefully!
I’m not aggressive at all. I could never wrestle anything and be serious about it. But I really like Earth Balance. Can I win, please? I will send you a photo of a cute puppy and or my pet hens in return.
I’d wrestle with my 2 kids in a vat of earth balance!
I’ll take it the other direction, more G than PG and say my son. He would really find it hilarious that we would let him get that messy and wrestling is one of his favorite things to do :)
I can’t think of a person I’d be willing to wrestle so….how about a ginormous bowl of white kernel popcorn so I could smother it with Earth Balance?? I’m all about the popcorn lately with EB, nutritional yeast and Frank’s Red Hot!! YUUUUM!
For a years supply of earth balance I would wrestle everyone who enters this contest!
I would wrestle my dog, who likely stole the container from my countertop.
Can I wrestle with some Dave’s Killer Bread? A Sin Dawg, perhaps?
I would wrestle my kids – they are fun.
Honestly? My far away man, Martin. Here’s to seeing you sometime soon, my dear.
I’d melt it and drink it all before I had time to think about who to wrestle. Then sweat it out and bake some cookies.
That was really gross* sounding.
*By gross, I mean delicious. Who wants cookies?
I’ll wrestle my hubby in a vat of earth balance.
*Note to self – make sure to proof-read everything before hitting submit. You just saved yourself from having to wrestle the hubby in a cat. Gross. ;-)
I would wrestle my hubby in a sec.
I just watched Win Win, so my answer has to be Paul Giamatti. Or Jeffrey Tambor. I bet I could take ‘em.
I’d wrestle my partner & canine companion at the same time just to get to the kitchen for EB goodness!!
I’d wrestle my boyfriend!
I’d wrestle my man… and get my butt kicked… but it’d totally be worth it for some tasty earth balance. mmm.
I’d say a giant bag of flour, brown sugar, some chocolate chips… maybe I’d wrestle them all into a giant oven and we’d end up with chocolate chip cookies? As you can see, the idea of using Earth Balance for non-eating purposes is way too upsetting!
I am pretty sure it would come down to three options:
1. Junkyard Dog
2. Rowdy Roddy Piper (but from “They Live”)
3. George Takei- He is absolutely hilarious
I would destroy the Junk Yard Dog.
It would take approximately 10 minutes of unchoreographed fighting for me to win against Rowdy Roddy Pipper.
I would so lose against Takei. He is too funny I wouldn’t be able to concentrate.
I would love to wrestle Ellen. I guess we would just break dance actually and then end up making some chocolate chip cookies. :)
BTW winning would also mean wrestling and defeating my pocketbook because as much as I love Earth balance and I buy it all the time, it is not the cheapest and i will need a ton of it for this upcoming Holiday season.
I’d wrestle fellow vegan Woody Harrelson – we’d look good together in a vegan ad :-)
I’d wrestle my boyfriend, it will be pretty gay. :)
A giant loaf of crusty artisan whole-wheat bread!
Oprah! I’m sure I could take her … :)
Harry Connick Jr. in my Earth Balance, please. Swoon.
I would wrassle with John Waters. It would be an honor.
Anyone who got in my way of winning that Earth Balance! LOL :)
I’d wrestle a (very friendly) brown bear. I realize I’d lose horribly–possibly fatally–but it would just be so awesome to wrestle a gigantic bear in Earth Balance!
Macho Man Randy Savage (RIP).
I would love to wrestle The most awesome Vegan and Humanitarian on the planet, Ellen Degeneres. I bet if we asked her we could get this on the show too!! Also, I’m not sure when you are planning the match for, but in a Halloween theme, I would also be willing to dress up as a tub of Earth Balance buttery spread, soy free of course!
Thank you!
Kris
I’d wrestle a Dalek (from doctor who). Who knows? Maybe it’s their weakness!
I soooooo could use the cutting board and the years supply of earth balance.
I seriously am not playing it safe when I say I want to wrestle with my hubby. Since we’ve gone vegan, we’ve both lost weight. He’s lost down smaller than when he was before I met him and I was already in love but wow.. now I just can’t keep my hands off:)
I would wrestle Ryan Reynolds… oh yes.
I’d like to second whoever mentioned vegan Ryan Gosling!
Anyone who has asked me where I get my protein. Perfect method of getting out my pent-up vegan aggression!
I would love to wrestle Pam Anderson in a mix of Earth Balance and tofu!!!
Sean Bean – ’nuff said
I would wrestle Paul Shapiro because he’s super vegan (I could see him in a special super hero outfit and everything). I think my hubby would be cool with it. Just good greasy fun.
My good friend Anne, because she is of similar stature (i.e. a fair match), and I can push her literally & figuratively further towards a plant based diet whilst we duel!
I would take down my boss in a vat of EB. Fo sho. However, because I very much enjoy my job and would very much like to keep it and the house for which it pays, I would wear a luchador mask so that she would not recognize me. I wouldn’t let her up until she promised to be reasonable and not deliver so many ridiculous, employee-unfriendly edicts.
I would have to wrestle Fabio Lanzoni.. Because he needs to taste Earth Balance and give up on I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter.. Lol
I’d wrestle a loaf of bread and then devour said bread…. and if Trent Reznor just happen to be there, then that’d be mighty fine too.
Simon Pegg. Yesm.
I choose Ellen Degeneres. If wrestling in EB isn’t funny enough, Ellen would make it hilarious.
Morrissey
I’m not supposed to wrestle on account of my fused spine but if I were to do so I would choose the lovely lady I have sitting next to me on the couch. It would be fun. And buttery. Lol.
Hands down, Jensen Ackles would be my pick to wrestle in a vat of Earth balance. And I love me some earth balance! It would be an extremely tasty situation.
I could certainly wrestle Abe Vigoda.
I would have to say Ryan Gosling. I’d wrestle him anytime, anywhere hahah.
I’d pick my 9 month old lab mix rescue, because maybe it would tire him out for once!
I would undoubtedly wrestle anyone bringing the popcorn for all this butter :)
I would gladly wrestle James Spader in a vat of most anything.
Ooo I’d like to wrestle around with Danica Patrick! Good challenge with a little Grrrr/Meooww thrown in :)
I’d wrestle Casey Affleck …. hot vegan man on chic wrestling! But I take no prisoners so he better bring it!!! Lol
my first vegan love, who has since moved on, but left me with lots of vegan food to love!
I would wrestle Adam Levine for fun and I would let him win.
Cholesterol.
I’d wrestle my husband only because he’s a couch potato and I’d win ;)
Definitely my partner! Who better to wrestle with?
I can’t wrestle because I’m a week from giving birth but my 2yo daughter, who cries if she doesn’t get to spread her own Earth Balance “butter” on her toast in the morning, would absolutely love rolling in the spread and leaving handprints everywhere. This would be her dream come true.
I’d wrestle Colin Firth. I adore him!
EASY. Paul Rudd, done.
I’m so not into wrestling, but if I have to, I would say my husband although I would rather make myself a huge batch of cookies instead.
I’d would try to ‘wrestle’ with a bunch of corgi puppies, but end up watching as they stumble and slide around. The cuteness… o.o
Love the question and the many answers I came up with, but ultimately, I confess, I’d wrestle my hubby! :-)
I would definitely wrestle either Paul Rudd or Steve Zahn in a vat of Earth Balance. Perhaps both at the same time? Yes, that is my answer. Both of them.
I’m with Lexi. I would only wrestle my husband in butter.
the ghost of julia child.
Since Boyfriend won’t read this, I’ll go with Sophia Bush. Oh, who am I kidding? Boyfriend would buy pom-poms for that.
I would definitely wrestle my fiance. He is always trying to get me to wrestle with him so I know no one would appreciate the opportunity as much as him :)
Alexander Skarsgard!
Joseph Gordon Levitt. It would be fun to see someone so classy covered in grease, and I think he’d have fun with it.
I’m not really sure how to answer this question… perhaps my teddy bear? Does that even count? I’m just going to say yes.
I would wrestle Mitt Romney, because maybe he’d get so sidetracked by the tastiness that he’d miss the election.
With his wife’s permission, Gene Baur.
The obvious choice for Earth Balance wrestling is my cat, Sam. He’s a full-figured fellow and could use the exercise. Plus, his fur would be amazingly soft and moisturized after spending some time in the Earth Balance vat.
I’d wrestle my boyfriend, because with EarthBalance, I’d actually have a fair shot at winning!!!
I’m a wuss, so I’d probably end up napping instead…hopefully that would include some Paul Rudd action!
Margaret Thatcher. I mean isn’t the answer obvious?
I’d wrestle my cat, Maya, because Earth Balance is her favorite food and it would be so cute to watch her lick it all off afterwards.
Chris Hemsworth! Shhhh… please don’t tell my husband.
The cat. It makes me sneeze all the time. But a cover out of Earth Balance Spread would create a shield and make me feel comfortable again.
Oh, what good idea, wrestling in earth Balance! I would certainly enjoy wrestling with a version of myself coming from a multiverse, like an omivore copy of me, and I would win by the force of the awesomness of the vegan! And then I would high-five my slippery self and we would be happy forever, eating some squash with melted earth balance on it.
Oh boy. Clive Owen, especially in his red Converse from “Sin City.”
“YOU’RE MY BOY, BLUE!!
I would wrestle Joesph Palasky, aka BLUE, in a vat of ANYTHING Earth Balance.
Jon Snow. He wears way too much clothing on The Wall :)
Mike Birbiglia…he’d be a giant flailing ball of EB fun!
my husband ;) we will need the wrestling vacation time after mofo ;)
I would wrestle the entire cast of Community, in character. Actually, I’d just initiate it, then sit back and watch them be hilarious.
Natalie Portman. Both of our heads shaved. Then we’d laugh & spread Earth Balance all over some delicious bread for our post-wrestle snack.
I would wrestle my son, because he doesn’t like to be “dirty, sticky, or messy”, and maybe he would realize that it’s fun sometimes.
I think I’d like to wrestle the late President Harry Truman in a vat of Earth Balance. Since he did an admirable job considering he was more or less “dropped” into a high-stakes presidency with very little preparation (selected as FDR’s VP, really, for the sake of filling shoes), I feel confident Harry would’ve been adaptive and not missed a beat had he found himself comparably unprepared in a vegan butter wrestling match. (And it’s a comfort to know that, as the man who kept a plaque reading “the buck stops here” on his desk, he was likely a fair sportsman.)
I would wrestle with my 2 year old son Waits, oh my god that would be so much FUN!
I guess I’d wrestle almost anyone for maybe 10 seconds, but then I’d have to jump out of the vat and grab a loaf of sourdough bread to share with my opponent; much better eating than fighting!
Just one person ???? Sigh, cuz otherwise it would be several of the Sons of Anarchy boys!! If Im forced to narrow it down to just one, the lead actor, Charlie Hunnam!! Not just for his amazballs body but I just know I would melt, get it melt!, when I heard his real English accent !! And I will stop there to remain PG !! Wink Wink Nudge Nudge !!!
I’d like to wrestle tlmy curreny crush.
Channing Tatum.. ;-)
Ghandi, cause I play to win.
Would love to wrestle Christian Bale… Funny since last night I was asked “if I were a stick of butter, where would I most want to be spread” and I said I’m vegan, ask me “if I were Earth Balance” instead!!
I would wrestle my man who is 100% vegan in our house and at about 80% when we are out. BIG change from when I first met him :-) He is also assisting me in starting a vegan blog so we can participate in the Vegan MoFo next year.
If I could wrestle anyone in a tub of Earth Balance butter, it would be Daniel Bryan, vegan WWE wrestler :)
Hahaha..what a great question! I’d have to say I’d go with Craig Ferguson to wrestle in a vat of Earth Balance Butter. He cracks me up..so it would be a laugh fest the whole time. (yay me…stayed PG…yah me!…)
Ha! That’s a different question! Considering I use Earth Balance every single day, i would wrestle anyone who got in the way of my food. Also the people who slam on their brakes while driving simply because they see a cop a mile up the road on the other side of the street WAY up there on the highway.
I don’t think I could waste that much earth balance. But if you were going to twist my arm for an answer, probably Jeremy Renner.
I would wrestle either Lionel Messi or Xavi Hernandez. Bet it will be fun as heck!
I would wrestle Dwayne Johnson!! I do not watch wrestling but love him in films. He is one sexy man!!!
A panda! I love them! they’re so cute and fluffy :D
My little sister. Because we’d have fun and I suck at wrestling – at least this way neither of us would get hurt!
jack! he loves coconut anything so i’d have the advantage of him being distracted.
I absolutely ADORE Earth Balance. If I had to wrestle someone, I suppose I’d pick my husband. If I wasn’t allowed to pick him, I’d choose either Chris Hemsworth or Scarlett Johansson…
Would wrestle a giant Everything Bagel. My guilty pleasure w/Earth Balance & vegan cream cheese.
I would totally wrestle my husband. That would be so fun!
Wow that’s a hard one but I would have to say Kellan Lutz… :)
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Mac (julian rhind-tutt) from green wing. Ahh… Swoon
I would wrestle Aubry Plaza, it would be an extremely sarcastic and epic battle.
I would wrestle with my best friend lynne, it would be a hoot. And I would make sure that I have some fresh bread to start so I can have my favorite snack, fresh bread and earth balance! mmmm
I would wrestle the high prices of many healthy, vegan foods, so that everyone can afford to eat that way!
I would wrestle Ryan Reynolds…yum!
Every person who asks me, “but..where do you get your protein?”
Alexander Skarsgard. I want to conquer a Viking.
I would have to go with what babeinoyland said. Great answer! Or my suster
Nathan Fillion no doubt! He’s plenty yum without the EB!
Paula Deen! because earth balance is better than her butter!
That is a great idea!
I’d wrestle my wife and lose on purpose… ;-)
I’d probably wrestle my fiance in a vat of Earth Balance. I’d win. I’m a wiley one.
Who would I want to wrestle in a vat of Earth Balance? Part of me wants to say my classic heartthrob crush Nick Carter (google him, people..he’s still hot), but my 26 year self is saying Channing Tatum….wearing the attire of any of his Magic Mike performances. Yes, that will do.
Sweet giveaway! I’d totally wrestle my sister. We used to wrestle in the backyard growing up, so this would just be a new adventure for us :).
I would have to say I would wrestle with my fiancee. Simply because it would be way too funny and he would attempt to eat it while wrestling.
I could wrestle my dog Louie and keep him down pretty quickly. He’s kinda small, but so am I, but I am bigger so there’s that. I wouldn’t hurt him! Just one quick push to the bottom and I’d yank him back up while he licked himself clean. :)
I wanna win!
oh man. I don’t know if I can keep this PG.
Thanks for the giveaway.
I’ve been watching a lot of football, and a lot of saucy teen dramas lately. Which version do you want?
Saucy teen drama version: 1990 Jason Priestley and Luke Pascalino from Skins
NFL Version (not in full uniform if you get the drift): Adrian Peterson and Jay Cutler
That is a tough one becuase I’m not a fan of wrestling and I’d really hate to waste all of that Earth Balance! But if I had to choose it would be my husband, I’d lose miserably. He is my only wrestling buddy!
I would wrestle (vegan) Michael Dorn but only if he was in full Klingon gear.
I’d wrestle Amy Adams, Isla Fisher, and Lindsay Lohan. It would be a crazy all-out ginger brawl.
i’d wrestle natalie portman and pin her down and cite all of the relevant evidence until she admitted you can have a baby while being vegan!
I would love to wrestle Harry Connick, Jr.
I think I’d like to wrestle Ron Weasley… ;) I bet he likes Earth Balance too! :)
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Bradley Cooper!!!! Yummy. :)
Mit Romney. Because I would whoop him something fierce, and I imagine we’d gain a bunch of viewers.
Hmm…I’d wrestle my husband. He’d let me win :)
The snuggles bear. So effin’ annoying. I’ve been wanting to take him out for years…
I would wrestle Paul Rudd! It would be hilarious and adorable.
I would have to wrestle my ten year-old son. I’m trying to sway him to the vegetarian side. He loves to wrestle with me on the bed to see who can push whom off. (Sadly, we are running out of time to continue wrestling as he’s about as tall as I AND he is all muscle.)
I’m thinking if I can make being a vegetarian side, show him the lighter side of life, he’ll join me in my lifestyle choice.
Meanwhile his dad can take pictures like he did when our son and I did the LUVMUD run that ended in a huge tub of mud.
:-) I’m the fun, if older, mom. It’s easy to be energetic when you eat the right foods.
The Vegan Zombie (Jon). He’s adorable and I love his recipes. *blush*
i would wrestle my boyfriend. he’s really into professional wrestling and pretends to let me suplex him. i think things would only get more hilarious in a tub of earth balance… plus, how soft would our skin get!?
I’d wrestle WWE champion CM Punk he claims to be the “Best In The World” . I’d like to see if he is in a vat of Earth Balance.
Such a tough but fun question! I think I would wrestle Hulk Hogan from the early 90′s.
I will wrestle with a pillow I do it every night before going to sleep. =p
I just can’t quit smiling when I try and decide who I would wrestle. Obviously it would be someone I like because it just sounds like too much fun. I would wrestle my husband because we wouldn’t care how silly we both looked and we would probably look very silly and likely falling alot and super greasy (good moisturizer?).
Hmm… I’d wrestle it from anyone who tries to take it away from me! I LOVE this product! :-D
I’d wrestle my husband. He *might* let me win.
Yokozuna
Spike, from Buffy. Or perhaps Oz. He’s more my size.
I would choose Alicia Silverstone. But we wouldn’t wrestle, we’d make butter sculptures like in her new movie “Butter”. She is Kind after all!!
Joaquin Phoenix. Enough said.
I would totally wrestle any meat lover who think vegans lack protein/calcium/vitaminD/etc AND totally win to prove them wrong ;)
I would be wrestling my seven year old son along with our dog. It would be better than the mud at the soccer fields!
Either Scott Jurek or Anton Krupicka. Or both. Both would be good. Swoon.
I think I’m supposed to say that I’d wrestle my husband, but I wouldn’t say no to Jensen Ackles!
I would totally wrestle my cousin, it would be hilarious.
Tim & Eric.
yes!!!
My husband, and I would happily do it in a scantily clad bikini……I am sure it is one way that I could convince him to make these healthier vegan choices with me and have fun doing it. If I win, he eats my way, I am pretty sure in this situation I would win for sure!
ryan gosling. duh! hahahahaha
Anyone who still uses butter!
i would like to wrestle zoe deschanel. i would kick her butt!
In this universe, there is but one person who I could ever select to engage in a buttery spread tussle. There is only one woman on Earth, worthy of being immersed in such creamy, spreadable deliciousness. One soul, who I could embrace in a vat,free of lactose, devoid of gluten, absence of casein or GMOs. My wonderful girlfriend, Crystal Jackson. Our time together, spent enjoying 45oz tub after 45oz tub of delicious Earth Balance, spread over everything and anything that we could think of, has been the greatest time of my life. It only makes sense to take the next step, take our relationship to the next level, take the plunge, and rumble in a big ol’ tub of Earth Balance buttery spread. I love you Crystal, and want to spend the rest of my days enjoying creamy deliciousness, hand in hand. Will you marry me, my Earth Balance beauty, my non-dairy dream, my goddess of gluten freedom? Please say yes, and join me in a long, healthy, life of love and delicious buttery spreads.
Oh, this is an easy one….Christopher Meloni (Stabler) from Law and Order SVU…under that suit are muscles and tattoos….oh my….
I would wrestle Jon Stewart. I love that man.
I can’t wrestle anyone for 5 months. Doing the right thing, going to the gym, working out and broke many bones in my foot and ruptured tendons. On bed rest for 5 months and could sure use some balance in my life, Earth Balance. Help a broken girl out.